If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
They have beer where we have blood.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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