Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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