what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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