Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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