after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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