Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
