I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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