When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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