we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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