id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
