I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
