no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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