handjob tips. give me some.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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