Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We need a shit load of segways right now
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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