BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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