I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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