Where are you?
In a non slutty way
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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