i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
