they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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