Where is the hickey?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Randomize
