your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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