it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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