Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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