Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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