Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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