She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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