It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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