how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
