You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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