Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Nicole vs. Life
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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