Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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