It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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