Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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