She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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