I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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