Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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