yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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