i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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