I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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