Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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