When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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