is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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