No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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