Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
