Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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