He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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