I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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