What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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