and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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