so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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