I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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