how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize