so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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